Strippers On Rickshaws: Absolute Brilliance

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Yup, my first post after “tying the knot” is likely to land me on the couch by new wife. During a neverending search for the ultimate bachelor party — which ended up at a martini-soaked karaoke bar in the middle of a cattle ranch — my friend happened to come across the PoleRiders blog and couldn’t resist showing me. “Hey Wick. Someone managed to combine your two favorite things in life!”

The brilliantly named PoleRider is a bicycle rickshaw with a fully functioning stripper pole in the back. Yes, mom, that’s what that expensive engineering degree is going towards: keeping strippers balanced on the back of a bike. Not likely to be the cultural highlight of your trip to NYC, you can rent the stripcycle by the hour complete with pole-dancing hottie for $300 for the first hour, $200 each additional. Forget going out, let the strip club come to you!

After all these years, peanut butter and jelly finally has some competition.

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