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If you hadn’t noticed, JetBlue recently introduced a redesign of their site<\/a>, dispensing with the overload of graphics and vibrant colors, and limiting the amount of text on the home page. They also introduced a new script-based dropdown navigation menu (fancy!) and put a new emphasis on their frequent flier program TrueBlue.<\/p>\n

Personally, JetBlue can do no wrong for me. They could slap a sheet of scratch-and-sniff stickers on the back of their seats and advertise it as their new in-flight entertainment center, and I’d spend the the flight with my nose glued to the headrest enjoying every minute.<\/p>\n

Of course, as most people who spend any time flying know, JetBlue is by far the only American airliner sitting at the cool-kid table (over there in the corner with Singapore Air and Virgin). Which got me thinking, if you had to assign a destination to the airliners, which would they be?<\/p>\n

Here we go, my (slightly offensive) list of airliners and their respective cities\/states:<\/p>\n

Southwest Airlines:<\/strong> San Francisco (penchant for changing the rules, carefree attitude, annoying habit of wearing shorts for all occasions).<\/p>\n

Delta:<\/strong> Delaware (kind of plain, hard to remember whether you spent any time there).<\/p>\n

Ryanair:<\/strong> Las Vegas (they’ll try anything to get another dollar out of you, disregard for societal norms, very likely to encounter nudity).<\/p>\n

Quantas:<\/strong> Indiana (extremely safe, need to travel far to get practically anywhere of note).<\/p>\n

Frontier Airlines<\/strong>: Utah (not afraid to wear pictures of animals on its exterior<\/a>;\u00a0really, really white).<\/p>\n

Virgin Airlines:<\/strong>\u00a0New Orleans (party atmosphere, tends to be populated by inebriated people).<\/p>\n

AirTran Airways:<\/strong>\u00a0Sioux Falls (budget-friendly, you know you’ve heard of it but haven’t ever seen it and don’t know where it is).<\/p>\n

China Airlines:<\/strong>\u00a0Detroit (dubious safety record, high fatality rate).<\/p>\n

JetBlue:<\/strong> Brooklyn (design-oriented, really into their personal web site, most-likely to dispense advice on coffee).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

If you hadn’t noticed, JetBlue recently introduced a redesign of their site, dispensing with the overload of graphics and vibrant colors, and limiting the amount of text on the home page. They also introduced a new script-based dropdown navigation menu (fancy!) and put a new emphasis on their frequent flier program TrueBlue. Personally, JetBlue can […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":15690,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2561],"tags":[771],"yoast_head":"\n