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Yup, my first post after \u201ctying the knot\u201d is likely to land me on the couch by new wife. During a neverending search for the ultimate bachelor party — which ended up at a martini-soaked karaoke bar in the middle of a cattle ranch — my friend happened to come across the PoleRiders blog<\/a> and couldn\u2019t resist showing me. \u201cHey Wick. Someone managed to combine your two favorite things in life!\u201d<\/p>\n

The brilliantly named PoleRider is a bicycle rickshaw with a fully functioning stripper pole in the back. Yes, mom, that\u2019s what that expensive engineering degree is going towards: keeping strippers balanced on the back of a bike. Not likely to be the cultural highlight of your trip to NYC, you can rent the stripcycle by the hour complete with pole-dancing hottie for $300 for the first hour, $200 each additional. Forget going out, let the strip club come to you!<\/p>\n

After all these years, peanut butter and jelly finally has some competition.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Yup, my first post after \u201ctying the knot\u201d is likely to land me on the couch by new wife. During a neverending search for the ultimate bachelor party — which ended up at a martini-soaked karaoke bar in the middle of a cattle ranch — my friend happened to come across the PoleRiders blog and […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":7769,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1,2561],"tags":[1730,9,1732,1733,1731,1729],"yoast_head":"\n